A Vacation (n.) is a day most needed the day after a vacation.
A Vacation (n.) is a period during which you learn where to stay away from next year.
A Vacation (n.) begins with one's needing a rest, but more often ends that way.
A Vacation (n.) should be long enough for the boss to miss you, but not long enough for him to discover he can get along without you.
A Vacation (n.) is a way of getting into the pink by going into the red.
A Vacation (n.) is best spent in no other location than just inside one's income.
Vacation (n.) is immersed in fun, bathed in sunshine, and washed by waves before they are soaked.
A Vacation (n.) is like love: anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
The Vacation (n.) is short ---- despite jets, missiles and electronic devices, man has still not invented anything that goes faster than a vacation.