A Small town (n.) is where nothing happens every minute.
A Small town (n.) is where the news circulates before the newspaper does.
A Small town (n.) is where you chat for a while on the phone even when you get the wrong number.
A Small town (n.) is where you don't need a credit card to get credit.
A Small town (n.) is where, when you see a girl dining with a man old enough to be her father, he is.
A Small town (n.) is where there is no place to go where you shouldn't.
A Small town (n.) is where the postmaster knows more than the schoolmaster.
A Small town (n.) is the only place that takes pride in its traffic congestion.
A Small town (n.) is where a fellow with a black eye doesn't have to explain- everyone knows.
A Small town (n.) is where the only computer is a sharp pencil.
A Small town (n.) is where you can get a week's rest in half the time.