The Egoist (n.) is a conceited person who thinks the worst thing that could happen to him would be if he were someone else.
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The Egoist (n.) has a distorted view of the world because of his I's.
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The Egoist (n.) never knows when he is being flattered.
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The Egoist (n.) never seems to find fault with a mirror.
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The Egoist (n.) talks to you about himself, a gossip talks to you about others, and a brilliant conversationalist talks to you about you.
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Egoist (n.) is one who, when he gets up in the morning and puts his pants on, thinks the whole world is dressed.