A Cemetery (n.) is where monuments are put up to perpetuate the memory of the forgotten.
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The Cemetery (n.) is the only place nowadays where a man can find a wife who doesn't smoke, drink or flirt
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A Cemetery (n.) is the only place where people don't crave for the things they can't afford.
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A Cemetery (n.) is the only place where people don't try to keep up with the Joneses.
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A Cemetery (n.) is the only place where people never complain about the weather.