A Pedestrian (n.) is a man whose wife beats him to the garage.
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A Pedestrian (n.) is a person walking or lying in the street.
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A Pedestrian (n.) is always safe when he has the right of way as long as he doesn't try to exercise it.
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A Pedestrian (n.) is sure there is still a gallon of gas left in the tank when the gauge points to empty.
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A Pedestrian (n.) remains helpless until he gets a car like everyone else to defend himself.
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The Pedestrian (n.) is one with rights, but usually they are only the last rites.