A Bigamist (n.) is twice the man his wife thinks he is.
A Bigamist (n.) is a man for whom life is a bed of ruses.
A Bigamist (n.) gets into trouble by turning a good custom into a bad habit.
A Bigamist (n.) goes his better half one better.
A Bigamist (n.) has foreseen the modern trend toward doubling-two cars, two television sets, two phones.
A Bigamist (n.) loves not wisely but two.
A Bigamist (n.) makes a second mistake before correcting the first.
A Bigamist (n.) wants to keep two himself.
A Bigamist (n.) is a man whose better half doesn't know how the other half lives.
Bigamist (n.) is one for whom two beds are better than one.
A Bigamist (n.) is the only man who is counted twice in a census.