The Alarm clock (n.) is an invention used to awake adults who have no babies.
The Alarm clock (n.) gets the most abuse when it does its duty.
The Alarm clock (n.) is the invention that has done more than any other to arouse the working class.
The Alarm clock (n.) wakes a man up making him feel less like the early bird than like the worm.
An Alarm clock (n.) wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.
An Alarm clock (n.) is a device that, more than any device, makes a bed more comfortable.
Alarm clock (n.) is a thing invented by a man who believed people slept too long or worked too little.
The Alarm clock (n.) is built with a mechanism to scare the daylights into you.