An Egotist (n.) has even more confidence in himself than his wife has in her analyst.
An Egotist (n.) thinks first of himself and then thinks of himself second.
An Egotist (n.) thinks he is everything you think you are.
An Egotist (n.) is a man whose selfimportance makes his mind shrink while it makes his head swell.
An Egotist (n.) is never sure whether he is part of the universe, or the universe is a part of him.
An Egotist (n.) can hardly wait to hear what he's going to say about himself next.
An Egotist (n.) is so wrapped up in himself that he pays no attention to us.
The Egotist (n.) is a nobody who thinks himself a somebody and thinks everybody else is a nobody.