Happiness (n.) is a large pitcher of martinis, a thick juicy steak, and HAPPINESS 370 HASTE a big hungry dog to eat the steak so it doesn't go to waste.
Happiness (n.) adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Happiness (n.) has one great advantage over money: friends don't try to borrow it.
Happiness (n.) is a way station between too much and too little.
Happiness (n.) is found in pursuing something, not in catching it, except when it's the last train home.
Happiness (n.) is in not longing for the things that make us happy.
Happiness (n.) is like jam: it's hard to spread even a little without getting some on yourself.
Happiness (n.) is like trying to fall asleep; you won't succeed unless you forget you are trying.
Happiness (n.) is the ability to avoid letting your troubles bother you any more than they bother your friends.
Happiness (n.) is thing that lies in one's own backyard, but it is often hidden by the crabgrass.
Happiness (n.) is what everyone is in pursuit of, though no one knows where it is.