America (n.) is a government of checks and balances: Congress writes the checks, and the people supply the balances.
America (n.) is a land inhabited by millions of people surrounded by tax collectors.
America (n.) is a land of freedom where everyone is free to complain about the lack of freedom.
America (n.) is a land of opportunity where a plumber can become an executive-if he is willing to make the financial sacrifice.
America (n.) is a land of such easy credit that even the underprivileged are overfinanced.
America (n.) glories in its great poets as long as it doesn't have to read them.
America (n.) is where many worry about their income tax, and even more worry about their income.
America (n.) is where most CitiZens vote for Democrats, but hope to live like Republicans.
America (n.) is a land with such a high standard of living that almost everyone can afford to buy expensive unpaid-for things.
America (n.) adds every year a hundred new cars for every new parking place.
America (n.) is an auto nation which is dominated by automation.
America (n.) is the only financial institution which is run with only one Vice-President.