Buddha (n.) was no founder of a religion in revolt against Hinduism; in his day nobody knew there were such things as "religions."
Buddha (n.) never said a word, according to Zen — despite the shelves of scripture in his name, his real message stayed unspoken.
A Buddha (n.) is a man of no rank — not above like an angel nor below like a demon, since on the Round what goes up must come down.
Buddha (n.) is a word to wash your mouth out after saying, in Zen's secular idiom.
The Buddha (n.) is simply an ordinary man who understands that ordinary men are Buddhas just as they are.
The Buddha (n.) of Chinese Zen is ordinary and nothing special, humorously human like the Zen tramps of the old painters.