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Money (n.) makes ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠virtue, says the Englishman; it is certain also that money makes vice.

Money (n.) is, ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠eternally, less than nothing: imagine eternity in financial embarrassment — laughter's excellent invention; you would wish to find trees, flowers and birdsong there again, but never money, or heaven would become a land of wretchedness.

Money (n.) does ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠smell, contrary to the pagan emperor: Christianity teaches that money as such smells bad, and mercy is the powerful perfume needed to drive out the stench.

Money (n.) has ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠completely triumphed when it can make unmerciful even those who have none.

Money (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠the modern dragon: where once love fought ogres and cruel fathers, now we sit through four acts hoping a rich uncle dies in the fifth.

Money (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a capital means for resolving every personal relationship — which is exactly why the aesthete wants to pay everyone, even the wedding guests.

Money (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠the nervus rerum and absolute condition for living in the aesthete's view — a view that murders in cold blood all joy in life for him who has none.

Money (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠not needed by the dead, as we all know; the living man who has no use for it is either very rich or a poor Christian.